Cowboys
...And Indians
A little Indian boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face. "Mom, look, I'm a white boy."
His mom slaps him in the face and says "Go show your father" He goes to his dad in the living room and says "Look dad, I'm a white boy." His dad slaps him hard in the face and says "Go show your grandmother." The boy goes in his grandmothers room and says "Look granny, I'm a white boy." His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him ! back to his mother.
His mother says "See. Did you learn anything from that?" To which the boy replies, "Sure enough did. I have only been white for five minutes and I already hate you ****ing Indians.
...And Indians
A little Indian boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face. "Mom, look, I'm a white boy."
His mom slaps him in the face and says "Go show your father" He goes to his dad in the living room and says "Look dad, I'm a white boy." His dad slaps him hard in the face and says "Go show your grandmother." The boy goes in his grandmothers room and says "Look granny, I'm a white boy." His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him ! back to his mother.
His mother says "See. Did you learn anything from that?" To which the boy replies, "Sure enough did. I have only been white for five minutes and I already hate you ****ing Indians.
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